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Absurd Loading Screen
A progress bar that cycles through increasingly ridiculous fake status messages.
🟢 EasyDifficulty
1 hourTime
Python, JavaScriptLanguages
What you're building
A loading screen that never quite finishes loading, cycling through absurd fake status messages like 'Reticulating splines...' and 'Asking the intern to fix it...' while a progress bar creeps along unpredictably.
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You'll need
- Basic JavaScript
- A code editor
- A browser
🗺️ Build roadmap
01 Setup
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02 Build the progress bar
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03 Write a bank of absurd messages
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04 Cycle messages on a timer
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05 Make progress jump unpredictably
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06 Add a fake 'almost done' stall
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